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    On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United
    States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for
    that, I am truly sorry.
    I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice
    of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron
    shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like
    you actually elected him.
    I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than
    you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better
    than your own.
    I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse
    would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.
    I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice
    you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.
    I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but,
    we Feel your Pain.
    I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a
    crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took
    more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was
    different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
    And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
    apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly
    veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've
    seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
    Thank you..

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    I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.
    Again

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    Quote Originally Posted by coco
    I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. ... After all it's not like
    you actually elected him.
    he is, infact, a moron, if i could have voted.. i woulda voted badnarik or kerry

    i hate bush

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