Five secrets to making a relationship work :

1 It is important to find a man who's good at housekeeping, is a good cook and has a good job

2 It is important to find a man who can make you laugh

3 It is important to find a man you can trust and doesn't lie

4 It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves having sex with you

5 It is important that these four men don't know each other