Magic Sandals A couple were touring around the marketplace looking
at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside
they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "Youforeigners!
Come in, come in to my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The
Pakistani man said to them,"I have some special sandals I think you would
be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
man claimed; but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make me
into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Sahib"Well, the husband,
after much badgering from his wife, finally concededto try them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got thiswild look in his eyes,
something his wife had not seen in many years, rawsexual power.
In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, benthim
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs.
The Pakistani began screaming,......... ."YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"